Wednesday, May 6, 2009

FTD Mother's Day Deal

FTD says it will knock $10 off the price of a Mother's Day bouquet if you order today. Plus an itty-bitty box of free chocolates that would be kind of insulting if you gave them to your mother because they're an obvious freebie. So you'd better just eat them yourself. Except they'll probably be delivered with the flowers, so you'll have to go to your mom's house and eat them. Who cares? She'll be happy you visited for her big day anyway.